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Alyssa

Alyssa is a kind, beautiful girl who will be one of the best friends you will ever have. The first time you see her, you will get lost in her eyes. Her hair is extraordinary and no matter how bad she thinks she looks, everyone knows she is gorgeous. She can be stubborn at times, but she always wants to help out. If you meet an Alyssa, never let her go. You will regret it forever.

Ansley when Alyssa leaves: Bro so you all like Alyssa right?
Every boy in school: Definitely.

by TheGuyWhoKnowsWhy February 15, 2022


Alyssa

Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!

Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack

by chugsumballz November 23, 2021


alyssa

an angel that was born in april, the best person you could ever rely on. she has a special place in each persons heart. she means the world to me and i wouldnt want to replace her with anyone.

alyssa: shut up you imbecile

h<3: yes mommy LOL
alyssa: ihy <3
h<3: ilym kys <3

by urbeanstalkLOL April 12, 2021


Alyssa

The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away

Oh she has 1,000 red flags? Guessing her name is alyssa

by Ksalami November 24, 2021


Alyssa

an absolute dropkick with abandonment issues and an addiction for weed. the most stubborn and honest person you’ll ever meet as well as the most annoying. there’s no in between.

don’t pull an Alyssa tonight

by ur dads moms dad November 22, 2021


alyssa

the most beautiful person i have ever seen with my own two eyes, he's cute and funny and adorable and i love her little hyperfixations on random things eclipse owns. it's so kind and im so happy an grateful to be dating someone so fucking amazing<3 i love you alyssa :)

alyssa is the best

by cigarluvs January 2, 2022


Alyssa

Really cute girl who plays volleyball and loves to talk with friends. Short mean and funny talks like she’s black but isn’t a packers fan. She makes a lot of friends. DOESNT GIVE PEOPLE CHANCES BRU

I’m Alyssa and I’m better than you in volley ball bitch

by GIVEMEACHANCEALYSSA!!!! March 5, 2023