I am your father

A. A phrase made famous by Star Wars episode, The Empire Strikes Back. It is the pivotal plot twist in the movie and is usually misquoted in a feigned Darth Vader voice as “Luke, I am your father,” whenever someone named Luke introduces himself to a Star Wars fan. Star Wars purists maintain the full quote is actually “No, I am your father.”
B. A phrase that someone named Luke growing up in the 1980’s would hear at least twice a month by random people who always make a ridiculous attempt to simulate James Earl Jones’ voice. They usually follow up by saying “I bet you never heard that before!”

Luke: "Hi my name is Luke."
Random Person putting hands up to mouth and breathing: "qwrrrr, qwrrrr, LuuuUUUuuuke I am your father! - Ha! betcha never heard that before!"

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I am not at liberty to say.

I do not have the freedom to divulge (make known) that information.

Jane: "Hey John, you were in that business meeting with Phil. Why did he lose his job?"

John: "Sorry, Jane; I am not at liberty to say."

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what am i doing

I don't know, what ARE you doing? Searching this up on Urban dictionary instead of being productive

What am I doing?

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Am so fucking hungry

It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.

Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now

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I am your father

The thing you say to your 20 Year old son after cutting his right arm off in an epic battle sequence.

Luke: You killed my father!
Darth Vader: No, I AM your father!
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Vader: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Luke: Why'd you cut off my Arm?
Darth Vader: ...

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I Am your mom

A reply to the popular ya mom! "insult".

A: You're an idiot.
B: Your mom's an idiot!
A: Yeah, well, I Am your mom.

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2 am wanna play?

a saying said when its 2 am and you wanna talk to someone bc you cant sleep

tot: 2 am wanna play?

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