When a girl has ringsting from eating spicey burmese noodles so is forced to squat and pee very slowly letting it dribble over her anus into a man's mouth
After last night's spicey noodle soup in mandalay I had no choice but to find a man who was willing to receive the burmese weeping dog's anus
The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.
Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.
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The complete opposite of big dick energy
Guy One: Austin has a big dick but youβd never guess it
Guy Two: yeah he has total gae gaping anus energy
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When you bum fuck your mother and she shits on your penis causing you to sneeze all over her tits and then she orgasms inside your sister making a triple anus gangbang. then your daddys mother comes and sucks your penis whilst your dad sticks his penis up your arse then covers it in whipped cream before he proceeds to eat out your booty and then you accidentally make a retarded baby who shits actual physical bricks and then you accidentally fuck your sister senseless. To conclude you are heartbroken as you turn gay
ah shite i accidentally gave my neigbours step sister a dirty frosty mexican anus whilst eating a taco
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A quote from the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine from when Jake had to unscramble a word to continue with a case while his FiancΓ© was in the pub with her celebrity crush (played by Melissa Fumero's, Amy Santigo, husband)
It unscrambles to the Film / Book Dangerous Liaisons.
Guy: Solve this puzzle, Sad anus loser, I go in
Jake: Ok these feel kind of aimed.
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Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.
Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!
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A gay homosexual term used to define Philip Johnson.
Philip Johnson was elected Chief Poke-His-Anus for being the gayest kid in our class.
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