apple juice

Battery power in an iPhone, iPad, or iPod.

My iPad needs some apple juice to run.

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candy-apple

A fucken toffee-apple, ya jerk.

Darren said "candy-apple", but he really means "toffee apple"

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Apple User

A person who firmly believes he or she is better than other people. This assumption is based upon positive prejudice and taken up from people believed to be hip. Minor aspects are exaggerated (i.e. I can switch it on with my keyboard), whilst others are disregarded (i.e. I don't need more than one mouse key)

You're such an Apple User. Don't you ever form your own opinion?
Don't be an Apple User. It can be done just as well for less money.
Listen, Apple User, why don't you go home to mummy and have a hot bath?

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Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.

Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???
Source: biggamedave, WISCONSIN

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Apple Jacks

Meaning there is no reason or justification for something; A substitute for saying "No Reason"; (Taken from the popular Apple Jacks cereal commercials, in which the characters couldn't give a reason for their liking of Apple Jacks cereal.)

"Why are there three lesbians and a republican in the living room?"
"Its Apple Jacks"

"Why are you still here?"
"'Cause I am"
"Don't Apple Jacks me!"

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love apple

N: Another term for breasts

Those love apples were hand crafted by god!

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Faggot Apple

A tomato. A round spherical fruit that is not actually an apple.

This pizza pie has a great faggot apple sauce.

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