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Getting his ashleys hauled : verb, past tense
To have engaged in discreet adulterous affair via dating site.
His unsuspecting wife encountered his ad on AshleyMadison.com where he'd registered to have his ashleys hauled discreetly.
an amazing and beautiful girl. My favorite celebrity. She’s very beautiful and so sweet. her laugh is something you’ll never forget. She’s loving and funny.
someone: “did you hear about that girl who voiced ellie williams??”
someone else: “yeah, ashley johnson! i love her! she even did cgi for it! she’s so talented.”
Ashley B is the type of woman that will take your soul with her mouth and then will turn around and remove you off of garage access, blink cameras, etc for not answering 1 phone call. She could suck an oil tanker through a coffee stirrer tho.
“Damn did Ashley B kick you out again? Didn’t she just suck the life out of you?”
“Fuck yeah I didn’t hear her phone call”
Ashley Hollis is a male who has the worst taste in women. He likes girls who look like rats and way over 500Ibs.
People named Ashley Hollis tend to not wash their clothes and smell incredibly bad. They act funny when in reality they aren't. They can say a funny thing once in a blue moon though.
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Abby: Have you been out with anyone yet?
Casey: No, I don't think anyone will appreciate me because I'm fat (400Ibs+) what about you?
Abby: No, we're both in this predicament
Ashley Hollis: Hey ladies, how are you doing?
(Abby and Casey turn around and whisper to each other)
Abby: He stinks
Casey: I know, but this is a first time a male has spoken to us, maybe we could get with him!
Abby: Now that you mention it, that's quite a good idea.
(They face Ashley)
Abby & Casey: Hi what's your name? You're sexy.
Ashley Hollis: The names Ashley, but you can call me daddy ;)
Abby & Casey: *Orgasmic sounds*
Ashley Hollis: Wanna head back to mine?
Abby & Casey: YASSSS!!
The best girl from the best game Sally Face
Literal girlboss
Person 1: you ever played Sally Face?
Person 2: yeah! I love Ashley Campbell
Most amazing couple in hollywood.
Have more going for them than anyone alive.
Talented, good-looking, intelligent, creative.
Will be more powerful than Brad and Angelina.
Everyone wants to be them.
"Do you know Justin and Ashley?"
"Um... yes, who doesn't?"
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A cute actress on the Disney Channel that plays the candy counter girl on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and is also from High School Musical. With the help of the Disney Channel she now has a record deal.
I love the song Bop To The Top, that Ashley Tisdale sings in High School Musical.
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