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National wish death upon splatoon fans day
If you don't know what splatoon is splatoon is a game with a Fanbase that is 1000 times worse than the fortnite fanbase
And splatoon fans are the biggest mistakes on earth that have no life and all they do is sit down and play splatoon
So please, there should be a day that we can all wish death upon splatoon fans
Kevin: who's ready for August 3rd?
Me: did you know that August 3rd is national wish death upon splatoon fans day?
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National Karma Day Every ones Least favorite day. Literally Every August 13 I either stub my toe on the corner of a table
miss the bus, Cant pass a level in black ops, My Frickin Instagram account gets Hacked. and this year August 13 Just so happens to be Friday 13 witch will probaly mean double karma. 2021 really hates me
Friend: hey man its August 13
Me: OH Crap
Friend: what?
Me: Go to the store buy 15 planks of wood a hammer and a pack of nails
Friend: uhhhh....ok
Me: tell my mom im sick and cant go to school
Friend: ok but why
Me: I need to baracade myself in my room Its August 14
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A day when WEKI MEKI best Girl Group ever Exist debut.
They debut with Album WEME and Title Track "i don't like Your Girl Friend "
Person 1 : hey do you know when weki meki debut?
Person 2 : yeah its august 8th
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A day where you have to go give head to the last person you texted.
8/25/00 (August 25th)
Guy 1 : Bro you were the last person i texted...
Guy 2 : You know what that means... *lipbite*
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A birthday for annoying ass people that argue with everything you say!
Happy Ugly Birthday Vincent! It’s august 6th
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National Cole Sprouse worship day
Your friend: ayyyy wanna go out
You: nahh gotta go support cole it’s august 4th
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