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Something that you don't have (sorry to the people who actually do)
I love my boyfriend
I have a boyfriend, unlike you
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the kind of guy you date for one weekend when you're drunk 3/4 of the time. when you finally sober up, you dump him, realizing his vocabulary consists of "hey" "what's up" "nothin" "awesome" and "lets hook up"
"what happened to that guy you hooked up with at the party?"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"
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A boy that bascially accuses you of every thing. He thinks you cheat for no reason just because i have close guy friends he gets annoying everytime he accuses you of something... You know why because he's over protective and he just gets scared everytime you go by yourself somewhere.
Amanda: My Boyfriend is an accussive boyfriend sometimes
Lily: I know right i had one too
Amanda: I should just break up with him
Lily; Don't he's just over protective
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mom: i heard you got a boyfriend, where did you guys meet?
girl: oh mom actually i have mulitple fortnite boyfriends and if you really want to know, they are fresh out of creative fill
mom: GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM
girl: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL MY BOYFRIENDS COME
60 year old man: hello...
girl: the fuck 0-0
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The type of dick that can start out as a sneaky link but obviously ends up more. The woman just can get enough.
If you plan on being single, stay away from men with Boyfriend Dick!
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A lot of girls use this as useless objects that don't matter to them. Sometimes this is very stupid and does dumb things. Others use this as a living stuffed animal. And others use this when they're lonely.
Thot: I love my boyfriend!
Intellectual: No you don't you're just using him.
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The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"
(significant other approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever
Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"
(Kathy approaches)
Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.
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