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Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.

Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!

by Mikaoj September 27, 2011


Baby Crank

Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies

Do you have any baby Crank?

by Frankie Whapps March 13, 2022


baby-sprinkler

Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.

Did George Washington go to a baby-sprinkler church?

Yeah, he was Anglican.

by Owan November 3, 2007


Corona baby

A Baby conceived during the mandatory quarantine during the Covid-19 outbreak.

During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.

by Jewelianpie March 18, 2020


spec baby

An individual who exhibits a desire to attain knowledge from, and only from, the given specification. Such an individual does not yearn for extra knowledge but instead limits themselves to the bounds set by the examination board.

How can you be such a spec baby?

by Cryptokyo December 5, 2016


Marsupial Baby

Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"

That newborn is such a marsupial baby.

by marsupialbabylover July 18, 2011


baby metal

baby metal is fucking amazing

baby metal is very good

by taehyunscatears February 10, 2021