When you’re eating ass, and the receiver farts hot air in your mouth and puffs your cheeks like a balloon
“Man I was eating her ass real good the other day and she hot air ballooned me, it was weird but I think I liked it, I might be into hot air ballooning”
Him 2: “
"Oh no! You popped my balloon and now it's balloon carcass"
To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
He knows just how to tie her balloon.
The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.
Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation
A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.
Ballooning was something the man enjoyed solo or with a partner
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
I texted her she looked fat instead of fine
I ballooned her
Ballooning: accidentally insulting someone thru texting
When a sexual partner inserts a balloon into the cavity of their receptive partner and expels air to inflate the balloon inside the cavity, usually the anus.
Man, Matt was so good last night when he was ballooning me, and I can’t wait til the trip to Brazil!