Hot Banana

While having condom intercourse, the gentleman pulls out, peels off the condom, throws it to the ground and yells "HOT BANANA!!" before reinsertion... the angry lass then gets up in disgust to go to the washroom, and slips on the 'peel'

Insurance will say if it's a hot banana or a banana peel.
Medicare won't cover both.

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banana rape

to beat someone at something or to hurt someone

(person)You really beat him up. (other person) no no no, i banana raped him

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bananas in pajamas

Freakishly large bananas, that wear pajamas. Frankly, they scare the BEJEBEDEEZUS outta me!

HOLY SHIT, THE bananas in pajamas ARE COMING!

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melt-banana

A "noisecore" band founded in 1992. Their discography includes 8 full length albums and 23 EPs. Members include Onuki Yasuko (also known as Yasuko O. or just Yako), Agata Ichirou, Rika mm' and later on Toshiaki Sudoh. Many people enjoy the almost random and spontaneous sound effects from their instruments.

Mark: Wow, this band rocks! It's so weird, but in a good way!
Kim: Yeah, I know. Melt-banana's really awesome.

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Cool Bananas

"Cool bananas" is an expression of appreciation, endorsement or an exclamation of enthusiasm. Similar to "cool beans" and awesome!

Etymology: Possibly originating in Australia in the early 1990s, loosely based on a television commercial for an Australian automotive reseller whose tagline was "Cool Banana Motorama"

Statement: I just got us front row tickets to the show.
Reply: Cool Bananas!

Statement: You can now play for free.
Reply: Cool Bananas!

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banana shit

The concept of absolute insanity. A mix between banana sandwich and ape shit. To be driven crazy in an out-of-control manner.

Man, your issues are driving me banana shit!

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Condom Banana

1. A banana with a condom on it.
Used for fucking a girl with a banana,the condom being on the banana so the girl will not have an orgasm all over the healthy fruit.

2.Commonly used for fucking a girl if you don't want to get your dick or your fingers dirty. Newbies use this technique all the time.

Person 1: Hey man,mind if I have some condoms? I'm going to fuck my girlfriend tonight.

Person 2: Yeah sure,you're lucky because I almost ran out,the last one is on that Banana,just take it.

Person 1:...What in the fuck....

Person 2: Don't ask. Just don't. Condom Banana is just right for you.

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