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A dick fucking a chick on her period
I had to take out the ol' red river hog on Friday.
When you roll your dick in honey, cover it in hair, and then fuck her in the ass.
she said she wanted an animal experience in bed so I gave her the grizzly back river.
Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..
we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub
Woozy river rafting is what dvbbs does at concerts
the crowd surf on a pool raft-- it's awesome
"Dude did you see dvbbs woozy river rafting? They better do that at every concert"
A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.
Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run
Shing Mun river is basically a river in Hong Kong that smells like shit and also full of shit especially dog shit that is why it smells so bad
Me: do you what river smells like my horses shit
You: dunno the river Nile ?
Me: nope is called the Shing Mun river