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Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024


Being a Gabriel

Someone who overthinks things to a very large extent. They will constantly talk about that one thing for at least a day.

I’ve been being a Gabriel lately.
John has been being a Gabriel because he’s overthinking if this girl likes him.

by EVOITALIA April 19, 2021


Being a Gabriel

Overthinking anything that has to do with Gabriel

Hamza is being a Gabriel
John is overthinking his social standards and is being a Gabriel

by EVOITALIA April 19, 2021


Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips

My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”

by mysterywystery August 5, 2021


Being Mexican by marriage

Some one who marries into a Mexican family is Mexican by marriage. Or some ones step something is Mexican and they adopt them!

Being Mexican by marriage includes 1/8 meixican by marriage cause step mother is 1/4 Mexican

by Susie truffle October 7, 2013


Being a Damnit

When you're too pissed to think of anything else to call someone. Usually used for children who won't listen.

"Why won't you just.....ahhh, quit Being a Damnit Damnit!!!"

by Kappa224 December 28, 2017


Guilty Of Being White

A song by Minor Threat which sums up how white people feel today

Why should we be guilty of being white because of something that none of us alive in this world took part in?

by Eddie the Head May 24, 2023