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to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates
A female who is in a threesome with two gay guys. She is wanking them off while they are kissing above her.
Last night the boys fully bower birded me!
The act of inserting a gummy worm into the anus one color deep and having someone remove it orally. Usually performed after using a large quantity of cocaine.
I totally let her go gummy birding on me last night.we used all the lemon lime ones
A level of awesomeness that can only be reached by a few things including my gangsta homie tweety.
Your friend says "That's freakin awesome" and you say "Hell yeah, tweety birdness!"
Full of agro. Have large heads. Pronounce Kirsp Kremes wrong. Fall in puddles. Reckon they're hard but pass-out like goats.
Eh lad, that bird is pure agro. Her feet are always wet and she has krispy tits.
I know lad, she's a Nogzy bird
A long-distance girlfriend who visits on an annual basis.
Person 1: I hear your migratory bird is coming back this week?
Person 2: Yeah, she's returning to her home ground for the mating season
A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.
"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."