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A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub
Proper Joel Bird you
A man who pecks at asshole like a bird. He also enjoys nesting inside multiple women at once.
"Yo Eric, did you see Shawn going at that girl like a head bird?"
The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.
Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online
Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks
Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks
An sexual engagement between a male and female. The male will present as a woman and role play a female part during intercourse. Also know as chick mode for foreplay and if roles reversed cock mode.
‘Bird mode activated’
‘Ah come on we haven’t done bird mode in ages’
‘Hey babe, fancy some bird mode?’
Verb:
1: A desperate attempt to smoke marijuana at your number 1 best friends house by leaning out of the second story window and smoking a bowl from a small pipe. Normally this doesn't work because it just so happens your friends mom is awake in the room across from his and she catches you too in the act of "releasing the bird."
2: Holding a bird in your hands and letting it go by releasing it out of a window.
Example 1
Guy 1: "Hey man, when are we gunna release the bird, if you know what I me?"
Guy 2: "Man, I don't even know. How about on Sunday?"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Hey man, are you going to release the bird you found the other day?"
Guy 2: "Man, I don't even know. Maybe Sunday.
A rough bird is a female that drinks like a sailor, smokes like a chimney and could be confused with a builder due to the language they use. Rough birds are dangerous and approaching them is ill advised. They are especially dangerous in mating season.
Cor blimey look at that rough bird, I bet she loves it up the wrongen.