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boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

by hanibal the jerk January 26, 2012


Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 5, 2016


Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020


boner fiesta

1. A party in which all members circle jerk

2. An expression that is said when people go into a state of extreme pleasure or happiness

1. Hey guys! Lets all have a boner fiesta at Pat's house. I'll bring the vaseline.
2. BONER FIESTA!!!! I'm so happy that the Jets won the Superbowl!

by Pat's palace November 5, 2010


bear boner

A fat ass cock

That guy had a bear boner

by RetroGaming January 11, 2018


Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova January 2, 2016


ocean boner

A submarine

Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.

by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017