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A man down on man blowjob. One on their knees the other getting his rod polished.
Dude, Brian had so much captain last night, I heard he gave Chris a mean Bro-Job.
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“Waddup bro” is what you say to a cool kid and they usually respond with a head nod or “waddup” back.
Me: “Waddup bro”
Guy: *head nod* “Waddup”
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This word is a combination of informal and formal address to a teacher, professor or authoritative figure. The prefix 'bro' is commonly used for addressing friends (see 'bro' or 'brother').
Teacher: "Does anyone have any further questions?"
Student: "Excuse me bro sir... opps I mean, sir."
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When a man is very close to a woman and does not want to date them
He totally bro-zoned her when she asked him out
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Typically works on Wall Street, reeks of male privilege and boasts of his money and his (super-inflated) job title. Outwardly very confident, douchey, but are actually insecure and constantly trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings.
Most have nothing going on outside of their work lives, and fun doesn't exist without alcohol/drug use.
They work for the sole purpose of making more money and then have moments of sadness when they realize money isn't everything.
If you've met or dated one finance bro, you've met them all.
Friend: Hey are you seeing that guy again?
Girl: Nexted. He's a total finance bro, thinks he is "god's gift" which he certainly is not.
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A bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with "bro's" that dirtbike. They die their hair half blonde, half black. Wear brands such as Skin, SoCal, and SRH. They like to smoke weed, drink beer, be ignorant, oh and they DGAF (don't give a fuck.) You can usually find these types of fake girls at the mall, in No Fear stores... or at southern California teen parties, usually doing a keg stand or smoking a bong.
Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she rolls with his crew, but those guys only chill with her because she gives them head.
A bro hoe typically wears bandannas, drives lifted trucks, over do their mascara, have belly-button piercings that flaunt their beer belly, smoke and drink to prove to the "bro's" that they're chill.
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Like a Blow Job but it isn't gay because its called a bro job ;)
Guy 1: "Heard Tony gave Kyle a bro job in the bathroom last week"
Guy 2: "that's gay"
Guy 1: "No it's not, cuz he said bro"
Guy 2: *dies*
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