Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"
An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.
Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
When a drumstick is shoved inside a woman, and the drumstick is fired out with enough force to stick to the wall.
After that powerful queen Cannon you'll never get the deposit back on the apartment
The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.
There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.
When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight
ayo that fucker looks out for his bros i bet his name is garry cannon
when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out
bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!