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Cock-Block Alarm Clock

When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.

Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.

by T-Bag 69 October 24, 2011

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Dutch Oven Alarm Clock

when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.

Greg dutch oven alarm clocked Shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.

by teeny peeny September 1, 2009

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Las Vegas Alarm Clock

Waking up your partner by performing oral sex on them.

Karla gave Joey a Las Vegas Alarm Clock for his birthday.

by PainfulTruths October 22, 2017


9' O clock Cock

Morning wood or a penis that is 9 inches when erect.
However, if you give someone the 9' o clock cock, you have sex with them in the morning

Roomate 1: "Hey there, you don't seem yourself, what's up?"
Roomate 2: "My dick.I have the 9' O clock cock."

by Sweptimus March 15, 2015


come get your clock

expression made popular by Flavor Flav and the realtity dating show Flavor of Love Flavor is known for wearing a huge clock necklace and rewards the girls that he is keeping by presenting them with there own clock and saying "Come get your clock".

"Bootz you know what time it is, come get your clock"

by lilibuggs September 13, 2006

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Time clock tough guy

An employee or employer on the clock who would never have guts to act or say such rude things off the clock.

Can you believe how hostile Keith acts towards new employees? If he said those comments off the clock he'd be clocked. He's definitely a time clock tough guy.

by YooJoe1 January 9, 2014

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Frotnite Pog Clock

A common valorant term. It is a term describing a strategy where you play time in order to bait in the opponents or to waste time, ending the round with you winning.

Often confused with Frotnite Pog Clutch.

TenZ: We should use the frotnite pog clock strategy in this situation.

by FreeStyle20XX September 18, 2021

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