corn field

a corn field is when you cant talk about a subject becuase of the "ears" that are around who are listening

"omg did you see Carla, she is dressed like a total whore!"

"Hey its a corn field, can we talk about that later??"

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corn

The sex that a gay gets when he cornholes another gay guy.

that queer wants some corn.

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corn

A new card game played in Northeast PA involving mutated vegetables, dinners, and general foods. Based on Magic: The Gathering.

Person A: Wanna go play corn cause we have no life?
Person B: OMFG! CHURE!
Kroth: Fuck you all.

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corned beef

A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.

why the fuck would you eat corned beef?

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Corn on the cob

To cut someone's botton penis off with braces giving them a huge circumscion.

Billy screamed in pain when Jill corn on the cobbed him.

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corn dog

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?

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Corn Muffin

When a man defecates into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sex with her until it muffins out

I corn muffined your mother this morning before breakfast

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