cum-cow

Male or female that has sexual intercourse with multiple individuals at one time (orgy) or throughout the course of a day.

She probably has no idea who the baby’s daddy is, she’s a total cum-cow.

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cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

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holy cow

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

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Cow patch

A love bite lol, a REALLY big one!

A:look at that icky on your neck lol!
B: its the size of a cow patch innit? I know! (goes red lol)

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awkward cow

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

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Nazi Cow

A cow at a jewish Farm School that has a swastika spray painted on its side.

"dude joel i just saw a nazi cow! the people that spray-painted it on the cow are such vagineers!"

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sled cow

Typically, a female who is considered slutty, but is unworthy of being desireable.

"Genine is such a sled cow."

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