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Butt Crushing

Verb

Having agressive anal sex without lubrication.

I heard Drew was butt crushing Emily at that party last night, that's why shes's walking funny today.

by HauckaFlocka/T-Pimpin February 15, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Celebrity crush

When you have a crush on someone waaaaay more popular than you and you know you got no chance with them. So, it’s called a CELEBRITY CRUSH.

Leah: β€œI have a crush on Joe. It’s a celebrity crush!”
Mia: β€œI feel bad for you, girl.”

by someone-weird October 9, 2018

24πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


nut crush

A chick who you can't stop fucking, but would never be seen in public with. A woman who owns your soul until you bust a nut on her, then you want nothing more than to leave asap.

"Dude, I got a nut crush on that Bolivian assistant manager from the Taco Time. I feel sick, it's like going bareback with Star Jones"...

by Kevin M. Breunig August 17, 2007

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Myspace Crush

Similar to a facebook crush, which means that you like a person and you can't stop checking their profile every 5 minutes to see if they posted a new status about you.

Girl 1: "I totally am myspace crushing on Danny"
Girl 2: "Hmm, can you say stalker?"

by marscharls October 14, 2009

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


friend crush

When a person shows a few traits of having a enormous crush on someone, and yet doesn't actually have 'more than friends' feelings for them.

1: Joe has been hanging out with Sarah alot lately.

2: He couldn't possibly have a crush though, he has a girlfriend!

1: No, but he might have a friend crush!

by kmantaolenti July 11, 2008

88πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


nerd crush

When you have a crush on somebody whom you would not normally go for. You become nervous while talking to them, or sometimes even just talking about them. The crush is a type of crush for all ages but when you have a nerd crush it is like you are in middle school again.
Not meaning you have a crush on a nerd but that YOU are a nerd because you get nervous when you talk to them, start sweating profusely, etc.

Nerd Crush: "Hey (insert name here)! How's it goin'?"
You: "Hi.. uh.. eh... uh.. " (turn red and run away)

by Dr. Lou May 15, 2007

55πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


man crush

1. A male's idolization of another man, sometimes extreme.

2. Could be used as a title to show that you idolize a man.

1. I want to be just like Cole Hamels. I have a man crush on Cole Hamels.

2. God, Cole Hamels is so awesome, he is my man crush.

by Lester The Molester Cockenstuf November 5, 2008

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž