depressed

Julie and Brandi being sad

Julie and Brandi are depressed because of their stupid old friends.

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clinical depression

The same exact thing as depression, but usually more severe. Fluffed up with the world 'clinical' to make the problem seem medical.

depressed person: im miserable

psychiatrist: oh no no no you have clinical depression

depressed person: fuck you who cares about your technicalities

psychiatrist: theres a totally different brain structure

depressed person: no there isnt you just made that up

psychiatrist: um...i dunno

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Shrek depression

Shrek depression is where you love watching Shrek so much and then it ends. It causes you to be very depressed and put into a shrekdiculous state. Also it mainly begins when in Shrek 4, you believe Shrek to die. Some may be cured by the following:
•eating an onion
•doing the roar
•watching the Shrek Christmas special

Some may not ever be cured and will be put into a Shrek depression forever.

Recently I watched Shrek and when he nearly died in Shrek 4, I got a bad case of Shrek depression.

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Clinical Depression

A more severe branch of depression. It's also referred to as Major Depressive Disorder (MDD), or if even more severe and longer lasting, Chronic Major Depressive Disorder (C-MDD/CMDD)

normal person: I have clinical depression
a wise man named CORPSE: CLINICAL FUCKING DEPRESSION

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inbox depression

n. A dysphoric state of mind that occurs after one looks into one's email inbox with great anticipation of something, only to feel rejected that nobody has sent the individual a particular email.

I had a major case of inbox depression going on for months as I waited for med school admission notifications to come in.

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Depression hair

Matted unwashed and unbrushed hair because washing and brushing your hair is hard and not a lot of people have the motivation for it.

"Wow your hair is so matted is everything okay?"

"Yeah I just got a case of depression hair"

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depressed dalton

When a person gets sad and listens to Panic! at the Disco while slitting his wrist in the bathtub for 3 hours. But looks at cute animals afterwards to cheer himself up.

Bruh, I just pulled a depressed dalton. :(

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