don't twist em

What is said to someone giving you a hard time, a reference to the testicles.

1: I need that money by tuesday man.
2: Just relax, don't twist em.

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Don't Even @ Me

Do not even include me into whatever you are talking about whether it's in Social Media or in word of mouth if not we'll have beef.

Kevin: Hey Tony is a moron

Tony: Boy don't even @ me

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Taste Don't Waste

The code name for a creeper.

Billium: Look! there's a creeper! TASTE DON'T WASTE!
Juwee: NO!
Lenna: False Alarm!

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Don't be rude Wednesday

Common practice in New Zealand, observers of Don't be rude Wednesday refrain from saying offensive things to people on Wednesdays.

See also: Don't be a cunt Thursday, and Don't be racist Tuesday

Mate #1 "Fuck bro you need to get a life"

Mate #2 "Bit rude man, remember its what day it is"

Mate #1 "Oh shit sorry! Forgot about Don't be rude Wednesday"

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Don't Cross the Streams

ITS A GHOSTBUSTERS REFERENCE

"Don't cross the streams, lol!"
"isn't that about peeing at urinals?"
"no wtf"

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Don't do an albe

when you drink so much that you become paraletic.

Steve: ' Im going out drinking tonight'
Charlotte: 'Don't do an albe'
Steve: ' Nah im only having a couple'

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don't ever change

What people write in your yearbook when they don't really know you and are trying to think of something nice to say.

Kristen didn't actually know Molly, so when Molly asked her to sign her yearbook, Kristen wrote:

Hey, Molly! We had a great year, huh? You're such a cool person. Don't ever change. HAGS!

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