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1) A quiet fart that emits from a woman, which destroys every breathable oxygen molecule. It goes unnoticed, until the smell knocks some poor guy out.
2) The opposite (man fart) is loud and only smells for a few seconds. It is often unleashed in your little brothers face.
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Besty: *chick fart*
Man: AHH WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE STENCH?!!! *faints*
2)
Man: *fart*
Besty: Ew, thats gross.
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The most recent addition to the Summer Olympic Games. The fart game is a game where opponents attempt to fart on each other. Made famous by Eddie Murphy's Delirious in 1983. Though the game has been played since Cain and Abel were adolescents.
"Ahhhh, dude you farted in my face. I had my mouth open and everything. It's on now! Let the fart game begin."
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The action of farting and then leaving the general area to force others to face the stench. This is commonly used in public areas or at social gatherings.
Matt: Woah man what stinks?
Kory: Yeah why is Jeff on the otherside of the room?
Dean: he just pulled a fart and dart!
Matt: That asshole!
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When you fart and a little poo comes out.
Oops I just hade a gravy fart.
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A fart that can occur while on certain meds or after eating certain foods that is similar to a shartbut much more liquidy. It can also leave a grease ring.
Paris Hilton: I better not wear white pants for a while
Nick Lachey : Why?
Paris: I'm on some meds to control my shopping sprees and they give me oily farts, I wouldn't want to leave a grease ring around my ass.
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1. The act of faking a fart
2. A device used to store farts for later use
3. A common insult used and originated by Dr. D. Nguyen
4. A company name that sells fart placebos
I was walking down the street and pulled out my fart placebo to create a stench around me.
"Why are you such a fart placebo!"
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A more affordable version of a Whoopie Cushion, most often sold at 50-cent stores in family value packs. Favorite childhood toy of RedLetterMedia personality Rich Evans.
Whoopie cushion? What kind of big city, high-falutin' cushion is that? I get a family value fart bag and I enjoy it!
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