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1) A quiet fart that emits from a woman, which destroys every breathable oxygen molecule. It goes unnoticed, until the smell knocks some poor guy out.
2) The opposite (man fart) is loud and only smells for a few seconds. It is often unleashed in your little brothers face.
1)
Besty: *chick fart*
Man: AHH WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE STENCH?!!! *faints*
2)
Man: *fart*
Besty: Ew, thats gross.
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The most recent addition to the Summer Olympic Games. The fart game is a game where opponents attempt to fart on each other. Made famous by Eddie Murphy's Delirious in 1983. Though the game has been played since Cain and Abel were adolescents.
"Ahhhh, dude you farted in my face. I had my mouth open and everything. It's on now! Let the fart game begin."
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When you fart and a little poo comes out.
Oops I just hade a gravy fart.
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The action of farting and then leaving the general area to force others to face the stench. This is commonly used in public areas or at social gatherings.
Matt: Woah man what stinks?
Kory: Yeah why is Jeff on the otherside of the room?
Dean: he just pulled a fart and dart!
Matt: That asshole!
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A fart that can occur while on certain meds or after eating certain foods that is similar to a shartbut much more liquidy. It can also leave a grease ring.
Paris Hilton: I better not wear white pants for a while
Nick Lachey : Why?
Paris: I'm on some meds to control my shopping sprees and they give me oily farts, I wouldn't want to leave a grease ring around my ass.
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Large, room filling fart, has the smell of what food it is from from another room, or from far far away
" Watch out, Dan just lit up a HD Fart! "
- come back is :
" Yes my Fart's are so awesome they come in HD"
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A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.
I was a farting hobo at the grocery store the other day.
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