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Father

"an elder god who gives you white liquid known as milk"

"world's most homeless guy ever"

Me:Father?
Father:Yes son?
Me:Get some milk. N O W

by ParanoidGod March 16, 2022


father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material.

My father is a good person.

by Sonyc September 22, 2023


Father

"Father" is someone who loves to go to the store and get milk.. He'll come back... right??

My Father left to go get the milk, ten years ago..

by EatGlueee July 21, 2021


Father

Father a man who will do anything and everything for his kids a man who will always keep his family safe a man who can be very funny but if you even look at his family wrong he will change his aditude and get his gun out but in the end will always be someone there for his children someone his kids look up to someone that would spend his last breath with his family someone who would risk his life for his children someone his hole family loves!!!

A Father is a hero.

by mora1411 June 16, 2019


Father

Its a thing that most people these days have

What the fucking hell is a father?” Said little Timmy to his mother “I don’t fucking know! I don’t even fucking know who i had sex with to make you!” Said mother “WHAT THE FUCK MOMMY WHO THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCH NIGGA FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCK FUCK

by Pensi pensi pensi penis March 29, 2023


father

Male who conceived other living beings with his genetic material (semen).

My father is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023


father

gone

your father left for milk

by Strange Idiot May 12, 2022