Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
The Patron Saint of Covid. Provides protection against Covid-19 and variants.
-I feel like a pig shat in my head.
- You’re just hungover. Father Larry was at the party last night so there’s no way you caught Covid.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)
a panarama who has a panarama kid
oh you have a father with 43 years old? you must be a panarama
The inside of your father's butt
Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!
Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!