February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

February 16

The day that a lot of people in Lithuania had to change their passwords on almost everything, because car rental place got hacked and it leaked a lot of private and important information.

Oh remember that time when we had to change our passwords on February 16 the independence day because city bee got hacked

February 21st

National Slap Your Shorter Friend Day
if you have a friend shorter than you, you can slap them on this day

Joe: Hey Steve, what is the date?
Steve: February 21st

Joe: Oh goody, you’re shorter than me right?
Steve: Yes I am
Joe: it is national Slap your shorter friend day!
Steve: Oh No
*Slap*

February 10th

this is the day a real nigga was born ME

hey did you know its February 10th?

no bro why ?

its the day a real nigga was born.

who bro ?

me nigga

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22th February

if your born this day you have a huge dick, and your the sexiest man alive! everyone wants you.

Me: Hey! how old are you?
Him: Im 18!
Me: whens your birthday?
Him: 22th February!
Me in my head: i bet he has a biiiiiig dick.

february 9th

national send a video of ur ass day

Dude its February 9th, send me a video of dat ass.

February 26

February 26th is National Stop Someone From Being Lonely. Sometimes people need someone there for them. Be the person who stops someone from being deathly lonely.

Person 1: Hey, what is it today?

Person 2: Its February 26, national stop someone from being lonely day. I’m here for you bro