Believing someone is in Florida, even if they aren't(while a significant number of people disagrees with you)
"I believe George is in Florida and DNF is real, I am Florida truthing"
content creator georgenotfound and his fans hope he is in florida with his boyfriend dreamwastaken
"im florida truthing again"
"why?"
"because georgenotfound got his visa!"
georgenotfound fans hoping george is in florida to see his boyfriend dream
im in my florida truthing era again
A Florida Feel is when you shave off your mans nipples and then titty fuck his giant jugs.
Hey babe, do you want a Florida Feel tonight as I just purchased the new lawn mower 3.0?
A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.
Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.
Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.
The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath
Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀
person 1- “Edgewood Florida is actually so bad”
person 2- “Ikr! Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀”