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Only the most amazing show you will see on modern television, including many ducks, and a giant redneck family.
Si: Hey did you see Duck Dynasty last night?
Willie: Of course, that's the best show ever!
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The facial expression for "I want a cock in my mouth." - does quite look like giving a blowjob without the "job".
Jenna: *Duck face*
Bobby: Alright, I'm ready when you are *unzips pants*
Jenna: OMG naw i don't want to suck your three inch.
Bobby: You do realize that you look like you want to give somebody a blowjob, right?
Jenna: OMG NO, Duckface is soo cute and swagger.
Bobby: *Idiots and swaggots these days.*
*NOTE: The characters mentioned are in no-way related to any other person, real or fictional. Any possible resemblance is coincidental and is unintended.
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A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on SECOND and third base respectively.
NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).
I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
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Slang for a penis or litrerally sausage made of duck meat.
Do you like duck sausage? Well then, duck down and get you some.
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A female with less than admirable attributes
That bitch is a mud duck.
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Great or amazing - similar to 'the dog's bollocks' in usage
Man, that weekend was was the duck's vagina.
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The lower-body ensemble created when a woman wears daisy dukes and does not realize that her tampon string is sticking out of the bottom.
Did you see Nancy sporting her Daisy Ducks today? Brutal...
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