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Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”
“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”
When a girl is on her period At thee moment the red river is flowin your drop a nice frosty load on her cooter.
Herbert- You bang Teri last night?
Stuart- nah, she was on her period so she just blew me and I finished with a frosty cranberry for dessert.
When a friend decides that they will give their bones, as a donation, to hang in classrooms.
Colton "Yeah I'll get to hang on in classrooms as bones"
Brandon "You're A FROSTY Boner!!!!"
The best R&B Rapper to come out of Texas.
Have you heard Frosty Lik he go hard
When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.
My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.
When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.
Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!
When you slap bio-freeze on you dick and shove it in her ass and watch her freeze then squirm.
Hit my bitch with the frosty slide.