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You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!
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When the male is walking up behind a female to enter her, while she is bent over, the female reaches behind her and "hooks" the male, pulling him into her ass.
I walked up behind her to enter her vaginally, and she gave me the German Tow Truck! It was great!
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When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!
"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"
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Probably either the coolest or weirdest person you will ever meet.
German exchange students usually love to party, drink beer, and have a good time.
They probably have blond hair, blue eyes, and chubby faces from all the alcohol they consume.
They also will probably believe that their country is better than yours and will defend it to the very end:
German Exchange Student: Schools are so easy in America.
American kid: Why?
German Exchange Student: {launches into an essay about the three different types of school, the classes, teachers, diploma-like think you have to get to graduate, lack of extra credit, and lack of A's or A+'s in Germany. Basically ripping apart the American kid's school system, while claiming that the German school system is better}
American kid: I'm going to become an exchange student in Germany.
German Exchange Student: Good for you.
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When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.
{fan}{German Waffle Press}
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A video in You Tube that shows a big German man slapping another man who looks like the German version of Joe Dirt.
Just type in 'German Bitch Slap' in You Tube and you will get a detailed version of this type of slap.
Daaaaaaaaamn... That fool got the German Bitch Slap
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A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.
Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."
Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
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