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those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb
look at that baseball glass faggot what an idiot
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When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.
Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor
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COAD sun glasses a.k.a Centre of Attention Disorder sun glasses.
Glasses worn by people when they are trying to be inconspicuous, the glasses however make them the centre of attention, as the glasses usually worn are the big type that try to conceal something, usually a black eye.
BJ Cartlidge: Dude why are you wearing COAD sun glasses?
Quasim: Got punched man, black eye is a pain.
BJ Cartlidge: Fuck the glasses man, wear the black eye proud.
Quasim: Nah, I need COAD sun glasses.
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Slang used to describe someone who is smoking meth, as a "glass dick" typically refers to a meth pipe.
"She's lost a ton of weight. I hope she's not smoking the glass dick."
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Glass Fromagerie Burger, you should try it!"
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When a bloke jizz's into a shot glass and then inserts in in her vagina
Hey Luke, I just gave your mum a boston shot glass, can I have the my glass back??
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A sexy or beautiful white girl who is only around 5 feet tall.
Damnnn bro you see that short glass of milk? I wish I could take a sip! sexy bad bitch
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