Goat stamp

When you get fucked by a Ranga named Brett

Oh mate, late night I got totally gaziboed and woke up with a Goat Stamp.

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Goat Style

The lowest form of "Winning" (Charlie Sheen Style). White trash celebrating victory, or completing a task in the creepiest manner possible.

1. Bernard drank to the point where he was hospitalized...that's Goat Style!

2. Giving a blind sided hug, so your hairy

shoulder winds up in the victims mouth. That's Goat Style!

3. Picking a hot blonde out of the crowd and sexually assaulting her gently...that's Goat Style!

4. Recommending the game Twister and homeless people for a large party with work friends is...GOAT STYLE!

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jilly goat

Sassy awesome fun loving and friendly. Jilly goat is the best of the best and is a total charm. Jilly goats love coffee especially Starbucks. Jilly goats are threatening and not to be messed with.

Jillian is such a Jilly goat. I love her.

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goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.

"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.

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Goat fucker

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourses with goats

Tito’s:Is Mohammed a goat fucker
Carlos:yeah I’m pretty sure he is

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fuck the goat

It's a term when somebody does something stupid -- like fucking a goat -- and they are never known for anything else but the "goat fucking" incident. Even if the person solved world peace, they would always be known as a goat fucker. It's similar to the term "jump the shark," where a tv show takes that leap into obscurity. Does everybody "fuck the goat" and ruin their reputation? No, so it's all up to the individual to make the right choice.

That guy that shot himself after being arrested for molesting a 10-year-old girl was a great firefighter and well-respected in the community. But his reputation will be tarnished and he will be known as a child molester by many. That's what happens after you "fuck the goat."

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Goat Herder

A extremely drunk male who has forgotten and/or given up on having any sort of self respect and standards that will try to get his fuk on with any and all female within 2 meters of him. Not discriminating on looks, size or how much of a dirty goat slut the female is.

G is such a Goat Herder. It fantastic

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