nob goblin

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.

"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.

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ass goblin

see: mike pragnell

aaa! its mike!!

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Goblin King

A sexually ambiguous pretty boy with potatoe fetish.

Someone who writes slash for the sake of terrifying others

I fucking hate Goblin King. He's so much more popular then I am.

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Ass goblin

One who is a goblin and lives in an ass.

You, my good fellow, are an assgoblin

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goblin mode

dumbest "word of the year" ever, awarded in 2022 by some uptight posh melons at Oxford.

A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.

Goblin mode? What the fuck is going on in modern day society?

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knob goblin

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob

Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye

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cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

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