grandma has no rules

1. THE BEST FRIGGIN BAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
2. Band comprised of Charlie Leveridge, Juli Smith, and Madle Padle. hot.
2. fIRST Hit, "Pieces of Me"
2. sECOND Hit, "So Yesturday"
2. cOMING Soon, "Romeo and Juliette"

"Grandma has NO rules."

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she has a nice personality

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean.

1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"

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Hawja hawja ha-hawja

A noise that a retarded turkey makes, then makes a two-second video of it and puts it on youtube.

I saw this retarded turkey at the state fair that made this noise like "hawja hawja ha-hawja." I have to pee, can you hold my baby for a second? Thanks, I'll be right back.

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andrew has a big dick

Well there isn't much to say, its TRUE

Dang Andrew has a big dick

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Joe Biden has dementia

That dumbass president (Joe Biden has dementia). He can't distinguish a tornado from a hurricane. He also can't tell which parent you lost (if you lost any). So it is Camel Toe Harris and Nasty Pelosi who is trying to destroy America.

Joe Biden has dementia

This is proof that Joe Biden has dementia, "So, you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store and a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman who runs the … or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened?"

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Joi has a foot fetish

She does

"Joi has a foot fetish!"

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elvis has left the tube

American colloquial; The self-important TV star has lost his/her show", ". . . retired", ". . . gone home for now"

elvis has left the tube - Could have been used when Roseanne Barr/Arnold/Roseanne had her sitcom cancelled. Better, when she completely fades from all sentient thought. (woops. just delayed that a bit)

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