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Whipping your ball sac out while you keep your dick in your pants.
He showed the drunk girl his chicken heart and she started suckin it and went to town.
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A female, that is menstruating, rubs her blood on the hood and lips around their vagina. Carefully stamping a red heart imprint on their partner's forehead.
This is typically done to a sleeping individual.
Want to get your boyfriend back for Mushroom Stamp or Tea Bagging? Here is your solution :) Good luck ladies o/
Make sure the person is in a deep sleep!
Veronica pranked her sleeping boyfriend with a red heart on his forehead.
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A heart that is larger than the average heart
Lance Armstrong has a big heart
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A person, not bad, who sicerely bielieves in making everyone around them ejaculate incontrollably for no self gain.
Landon's jizz heart made everyone around him instantaiously cum in their pants. Really stopped the riot from happening.
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see also emocrats....
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Or as I like to call them bleeding-ass liberals!!!!
A Bleeding Heart is someone who is so emo and so politically correct that they are frozen and can do nothing but practice yoga until they can achieve the flexability to lick their own ass and suck their own balls.
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they are complete douchebags and idiots...
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For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.
Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...
Joe: Really??
Dan: No, hahaha
Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE
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