Hooke’s law

A law by Hooke that means the extension of an appendage is proportional to the virtual image displayed before it

Harry’s appendage wasn’t big because of Hooke’s law

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cap'n hook

Someone who lives off the profession of being prostitute. A whore who sells sex on craigslist.

He got with that cap'n hook 5 nights ago and fucked her for an unknown amount of time. He said he had a better time than he ever did that ho who he payed dinner for.

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Whale Hook

The act of forming a cup with your hand and sneaking up behind someone you hate and in one swift motion reach between their legs and grab their balls pulling them as hard as possible into the pelvis rendering them helpless.

It was a very bad day indeed when the vicious whale hooking accident left Mr. Foster unable to ever reproduce.

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nutt hook

The holes on the bottom of matt's pants that the girls use to get with him

hey matt do your balls itch get your balls out of your nutt hook

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Sandy hook

When you dip your fist in peanut butter, punch sand then proceed to punch a cooter.

Man, Fred gave me a sandy hook last night! Now my puss feels like I used a sticky sand paper dildo.

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sfincter hook

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank

Now thats a sick bastard*

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captain hook

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

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