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A Gentleman's Half Hour

A time when one feels it most polite to retire to a quiet space for a half hour slumber.

A short rejuvenating snooze.

Corporal: "Sir, the Germans are advancing on our front lines as we speak"

Captain: "How long do we have, old boy?"

Corporal: "Just under an hour, sir"

Captain: "Not to worry, my good man, Ill still have time for A Gentleman's Half Hour in that case, before the battle"

by HonourandIntegrity November 29, 2019


Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)

Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!

by @fuckyoubitch June 22, 2020


Smart Nigga Hours

The time period between 9 and 11 PM where guys can express and show off their true, deep knowledge of the universe and everything around it, without any judgement from their friends.

Friend 1: Aye, Kev, did you know that water is actually not wet?
Friend 2: Yooo bruh, you right! This some real smart nigga hours right here bro!

by Thejeepnigga November 28, 2017


24 Hour Friend

Someone who is always by your side. A friend who loves you no matter your problems. A friend who would stay on the phone with you at any time of the day. Someone who is dedicated to your friendship and who would do anything to always be friends with you.

See her over there, she is a 24 hour friend.!

by Cjjevans13 March 05, 2019


Sad baddie hours

sad baddie hourss is every motherfucking day .. buh you still slayinnn emm ;))

Person 1 : aye ,, wut did he say to uu askinn him out ?
Person 2 : he rejected me :< .. SAD BADDIE HOURSSS !!

by shayy grll ' $$ September 03, 2020


Real soup hours

When the real niggas wanna eat their mf Soup😤

Yo Jerome it’s real soup hours

by HankHill690 March 29, 2018


sad homiebet hours

Sad hours of the specified human being , known as homiebet . This is the time of day where he reflects on his actions . Not only does he listen to sad songs , but he is quiet , and gets really sad . Hence sad homiebet hours . If you ever feel like you have fallen in to sad homiebet hours , contact homiebet at (931)666-6969 . He has specialized in Sad homiebet hours .

Bet : Yo bruh I been feelin kinda sad .
Caleb : would you say you’re in sad homiebet hours ?
Bet : possibly .
Jarrett : Bro I’ve been in sad homiebet hours since I was a fetus .
Bet & Caleb : Damn Jarrett you’re fucked .
Jarret : * fukin dies *

by Bet69 March 14, 2018