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When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy
Dude how many numbers am I holding up
i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...
mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel
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The gen z way of saying haha bitch I won the argument
It is literally the worst comeback of all mankind
You are dumb
I know you are but what am I
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why tf am I friends with you ppl :p
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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
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Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.
Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?
Blatantly useless retort which younger primary school students use.
Playground Bully: Ha ha! Ernie's Crap!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
Playground Bully: I just said that you were crap, though!
Ernie: I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?
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