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The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.
Is that Ian and Lauren? Theyre so happy and perfect for each other!
Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC
Sick-Tear-ian (adj & noun): being sectarian (used as an insult)
The sick-tear-ian spirit has no place in the Harinam sankirtan movement of Chaitanya Mahaprabhu.
that one guy that makes horny jokes even worse than cooper does
Ian Saeng is the most not funny person ever. I would prefer to hang out with cooper instead.
The couple that everyone thought wasn't gonna work out and it did and even though they can want to kill each other at some point in time they will forever love each other to the moon and back
Oh my god you are totally an ian Miranda
the man i look up to. to marry. for him and i to have the share of a kid together and a pet. to be able to spend valentines day with this man. i want to live the rest of my life with him.
boy 1: whos that sexy man??
boy 2: thats ian hooper
boy 1: ok
A handsome young man also has a big shlong
Man You really look like Ian lakey today