rusty spoon

somethin done sexual with a guy, in the shower by easy, fat, orange bitches. kinda like a rusty trumbone but so much nastier.. like for guys who have 10 inch dicks.

brits a fat bitch i bet shes givin him a rusty spoon in our dorm rite now. runnin train wit morgan and brian

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SPOON

1. An object a woman might shove up her anus for pleasure.
2. Used to smite imbecilian folk.

1. Stick that spoon in me baby, yeah.
2. Fear the wrath of my spoon, Yankee!

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cruiser spooning

To cuddle up in a half-spoon half-fetal position with a body pillow because you have got led on by a girl again.

Look at Cruzer, he's cruiser spooning again, must have been the DJing that sealed the deal.

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Spoon feed

To literally feed a person while spooning.

I'm tired, hungry and lonely! Spoon feed me.

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spoon table

A spoon table is a table that yo spoon on or fuck a goat on

get that fuckin goat of my damn spoon table

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dropping the spoon

When you hit the shaft too hard and your dick falls off.

Michael Albright was squeaking the bedsprings with himself ,but unintentionally he ended up dropping the spoon.

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Spoon Feed

The act of cupping one's hand and farting into it. Then putting it over the nose of someone else when they inhale.

Dude#1. I ate Mexican food and had gas all day so I decided to spoon feed the old lady. The bitch threw-up and is all pissed at me.
Dude#2. That sucks. Did it smell like taco's?

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