A pet that left you. Ex: If you had a dog, and it ran away.
"My dog ran away, now he's my ex-pet!"
The team pet is a boy on a sports team, usually football, who is the smallest and least skilled player. Usually isn't genuinely respected, yet is rarely directly mocked, and never beat up. Teammates are usually protective of the team pet, often going easy on them during practice/drills.
"Rory does football? How hasn't he gotten beat up?"
"Oh, he's the team pet"
Underage male homosexual used by an older homosexual.
My pet chicken is always ready for fun.
YOU AINT NEVER HAD KNOW CHIA PET PUSSY WHAY THE HELL YOU JUST MAKING A MESS!!