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Is a sister much like an evil step sister
that you get pasella when you marry the idiot that you thought was the love of your life but is actually a lazy motherfucker who still needs his ass wiped by his mommy. Anyhow Sister-in-law is nother like a sister most of them are fat ugly bitches that should just die horrible painfull deaths. To narrow it down they are ugly bloodsucking wankers.
5 years ago:
Bianka: Hi my name is Bianka I love your brother.
Sister in law: You are not good enough for my brother he deserves to be with someone like Britney Spears.
Today
Sister in-law: OMG my brother deserves better.
Bianka: o go fuck yourself ugly bitch I think he deserves Britney spears they are both useless fuckers that are soooo stupid and they both have smelly arm pitts.
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A useless or worthless person that has married into your family.
An 'in-law', that is basically human garbage.
The only drawback about Christmas dinner at my place is that although I love my sisters coming over, all the fucking bin-laws will be here too, talking shit and pissing me off all day. I wish I could stuff those two worthless chumps instead of the turkey, because the turkey has more intelligence than both those pair of little shits put together.
Happy Holidays!
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Stevenson’s law, based off of Noelle Stevenson, writer of She-ra. She has said to assume all of the characters are queer/lgbtq in some way shape or form instead of the opposite which is usually true, for other shows at least, it has become a meme quickly in queer cartoon communities.
Person one: my head canon is that Gus from the owl house is ace
Person two: hell yeah! Stevenson’s law man!!
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A straight out lie told to a Senate Confirmation Hearing in order to get a seat on the Supreme Court, and then do whatever you want in the opposite direction.
Yeah, that Roe Vs Wade, it’s Settled Law. Just confirm me. Trust me on this.
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Below the age of 30, a woman will never date a man younger than her unless he is cooler than she is. The amount of cool the man must have increases as the difference in age increases.
According to Paul's Law, you're definitely not cool enough to pull that off.
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a new post-9/11 rule that says you can't leave or enter the U.S.A. without a passport. Just to go to Canada you have to spend $100 on a passport and wait for weeks to get it.
I live 4.5 hours away from the Canadian border and just to go up there and spend an afternoon I have to carry a passport now, thanks to this new passport law. That really sucks big time!
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Performance of wifi in Starbucks is inversely proportional to the amount of cute women in Starbucks.
5 hotties just walked into my Starbucks and now the wifi is dead. Henderson's Law in action.
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