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Self-edit

Sitting on Urban Dictionary, editing stuff, until you come across the thing you just sent in for publishing. A moment of pure awesome as you hit the 'publish' button, a 'what the hell was I thinking' moment of shame as you hit the 'don't publish' or a moment of 'I'm gonna let someone else decide' as you hit the 'I don't know' button.

Girl: I was soooooo bored that I was editing on Urban Dictionary for so long that I actually got one of my own publishes!
Boy: Self-edit moment. What did you hit?
Girl: Duh, it was the product of high sugar in-take and supreme boredom! I shot it down before I let myself feel the shame of having it on the Internet.

by ECJF April 13, 2013


self-dare

noun
mass noun

1The practice of taking action by putting oneself in a position of facing fears in order to preserve or improve one's own health.

‘autonomy to self-dare in order to create an environment of one's growth’

1.1 Taken from Oxford Dictionary definition of self-care: 'The practice of taking an active role in protecting one's own well-being and happiness, in particular during periods of stress by facing one's own fears and pushing boundaries.'

I self-dare whenever I need to make a decision that scares me but that I know will eventually lead to personal growth.

by Corazonne March 26, 2018


Self Orgy

Pleasuring yourself infront of many mirrors.
Similar to an orgy but by yourself

Guy 1:Wow who would have thought she's the kind of girl to be into self orgys
Guy 2: Ya I wouldn't believe it either if not for the videos

by sowy m9 July 24, 2016


Self-D

When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.

When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d

by Dicky Dillpickle October 27, 2016


Dummy self

When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.

“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”

“Dummy self *shakes head*”

by Bread eater May 4, 2021


self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022


self-simulacra

Self-paradox.

Self-image.

The ontology of meaning from fiction (self, nation, myth) because process is an image of itself.

Fiction (paradox) has real (naturalistic) meaning because process (self-paradox) is a self-simulacra (self-image).

Ie. Meaning arises because process is a self-image.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019