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A dirty ass canadian that needs to be shot in the anus.
That guy is such a krynn dave.
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Going to daves house means a secret way to say "masturbate."
Dude 1: So what are you going to do this weekend.
Dude 2: I plan on going to daves house .
Derived from the expression Hedo Dave and Cutting Out Early. A Half-Day Dave is a person who is never late twice in the same day. This means that if the person arrives to work late, then in order to not be late twice in the same day he must leave early. Typically, a Half-Day Dave person will arrive sometime after 9:30am and leave work by 3:30pm at the very latest.
Note that the Half-Day Daveer need not necissarily be named Dave. It has been seen on numerous occasions that The Rod is actually better at arriving late and leaving early than even Dave himself!
Hey The Rod - I see you have your Karate uniform... I guess you will be pulling a Half-Day Dave again!!!
an occasionally violent homeless man who lives underneath Ocean City Boardwalk, he is a chronic heroin user who sells hermit crabs to support his drug habit
There have been no confirmed sightings of Big Wave Dave in several years. Some say he feeds on unsuspecting tourists. Others say he died from an overdose a long time ago and his spirit haunts Pirate Mini Golf late at night.
The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.
(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)
Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?
you: yes
Randomer: ...
You: My mate dave
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When you go into the bathroom and nut into toilet paper then give it to your girlfriend or wife to rub on herself.
Hey babe you wanna dave grohl special
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