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Italian kiss is a open mouth kiss with mouth full of Nuttela. Funny enough it was invented in Croatia but it got its name because of the origin country of Nuttela which is Italy.
I was eating pancakes when she leaned in for a kiss so she got an Italian Kiss
A broom or brush, anything easy to push.
"Hey, pass me that Italian shovel over there."
When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex
Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.
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The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.
I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.
Someone who says they're Italian but has light skin and blue eyes
Friend: "Yeah, i'm all Italian"
me (italian): "mmmmm I don't think so sis"
Thinking to myself: "Nah she a fake Italian"
this is where you shove an entire italian sausage (prefereably with ketchup and onions) up your girls ass during intercourse. this results in her screaming in pleasure. you then retract the sausage from her ass and then sell it on the streets
Dude, i gave this chick an italian stallion and when that sausage came out, it looked like a charred piece of wood.
A sexual game in wich the the male and his partner take a dry pasta noodle and insert it into the urethra. The objective in this game is to see how far the partner can stick the dry noodle into the penis before it breaks or splinters off. The shorter the pasta noodle is protruding from the urethra when it breaks sets a new record. Getting the noodle all the way into the penis automatically breaks all records on this penis.
Person 1: yeah man i played a game of italian chicken with my gf last night.
Person 2: dang man, how far did she get it?
Person 1: not far, it broke off in my urethra and still hurts like a bitch