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A golf term for taking a par on a hole when a bogey or worse was made. A polite way of saying the other player is cheating.
"Nice Jimmy Par you cheater, 5 foot putts are not gimmes"
Jimmy bird is an:
idiot
stupid
dumb
Or
retarded
#1: Stop being a jimmy bird.
#2: You fucking jimmy bird.
#3: Look at that jimmy bird kid.
1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smitts in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.
2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smitts last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smitts instead."
2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smitts."
Bobby Jimmy is more than just a southern gentleman. He is a mysterious sort of man, world traveler. Likes to work with his hands. Loves to drink wine and prefers to drink it straight from the bottle. Some hear a name like Bobby Jimmy and think country bumpkin. That is simply not true.
We should buy Bobby Jimmy a bottle of wine.
A position used during sexual intercourse between a man and woman where the woman lays on top in the starfish position, with the man on his back hugging his knees while his erect member is tucked in between his legs.
Man: “If we not doin’ the jimmy bean tonight, I’m not havin’ it”
Woman: “ok”
When you eat the chicks poon out in such a manner that she simultaneously shits and pukes.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you fucked Teresa last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was eating her out and the bitch took a jimmy shit.
Guy 1: Fuck.