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When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.
Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!
A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.
Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
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The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.
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An effect that does not work when the Suns are in down due to the Chris Paul effect. It works against all other teams however.
The Queen Jessica Effect did not work today. The Suns are in town. It is guaranteed to work January 7 against the Mavs though.
One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat
Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight
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The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following
"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"
Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.
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An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.
Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
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