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Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? is a game created by Craig James's dad, he use to play it with him when he was young, the aim of the game is when you are in your pajamas and you were playing the game you would say
"Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" then the other person has to guess if you are showing a piece of your ball or your cock.
You take it in turns and it is a best of three.
Craig James has been playing this with his dad for 20 years and is proud to live in a large village called Milnthorpe.
Craig James was playing the daily game of Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball? with his dad, craig grabbed at his crotch and said to his dad "Offal Jim Jam Cock or Ball?" Sadly his manhood is so small his dad couldn't tell and when he grabbed his cock his dad thought it was his ball. Craig James has a micro penis.
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(1) A black woman who primarily date white men because she has a heavy prejudice against her own community!
(2) Any black woman who works for Fox News
Christelyn karazin is a Slim Hoe For Jim Crow
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When you cum all over Jim's long face then try wiping the cum all over his face.
Every weekend Jim likes to have an Open Faced Sloppy Jim.
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Garlic Jim's is the best pizza place in the US state of Washington, Oregon, Texas, and Colorado. Founded by CRaig (Jim) Roberts and Dwayne Northrop. The pizzeria boasts the very best pizza in the world. Try the Big Jimmy; a delicious blend of meats, veggies, and cheese.
Kyle: hey what should we have for dinner
Jimmy: OH! I know! we should go to that awesome pizza place Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza!
Kyle: Love it
Originally, this was a dismissive nuclear reply to someone, suggesting that they leave you alone. Mainstream use has shortened the phrase from “Go lick Jim’s asshole; he likes that” to simply Go lick Jim’s asshole (GLJA) and expanded the meaning to include variations of non-compliance or disbelief - no way, dafuq, pound sand, kick rocks, GTFO, STFU, etc.
While arguing with my sister, I asked if she wanted BK. She told me to go lick Jim’s asshole.
Bro, I just won the Powerball.
Dude, go lick Jim’s asshole. You’re a fkn liar.
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A saying u say in rage but feeling extra sussy. If used with "Let me ascend to Jesus cos I just creamed my pants" you can create a deadly combo move which can kill a man if used correctly.
Person 1: Ha bro u a dog water ass (insert racial slur for minority here)
Person 2: Slip It In My Arse And Call Me Jim Giles.
Person1: Will do chief
*Makes Passionate Love All Night then plays Lego*
Typically used to express a political view concerning the rapid change of the climate.
Must is sien hé, sitte met hun groate buken, binne krekt dútsers. Amiga Pronky wat mut jim godverdomme hier in liwadden. Steltsje opvreterds. Ja film my mar skop alle 5 de harses in.
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