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When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well
John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.
To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.
I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.
An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
A well-being man who gets shit done.
1. Jack: Damn, we really need to find alcohol for tonight
Jill: Call up Rob The Rob, he will get it done.
2. Jack: I really need to talk to some one about my personal problems
Jill: Here comes Rob The Job, talk to him.
When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.
Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.
This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.
Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato
When people must just move on from the current situation at hand
Mate, you're girlfriend cheated on you... Next Job.